naut stands for 'psychonaut'

yourdealer: My new BFF’s. Snooki is so short! You could...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:53:35 -0800

yourdealer:

My new BFF’s.

Snooki is so short!

You could literally pick her up and carry her away!

thedailywhat: Brunch Links: Laredo, Texas, to become the...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:33:32 -0800

thedailywhat:

Brunch Links:

Laredo, Texas, to become the largest US city without a single bookstore.

Frank Rich’s Person of the Year: Tiger Woods.

“Don’t bring a gun to a snowball fight!”: DC cop brandishes weapon at snowball tossers.

Man nicknamed “Superman” after successfully lifting sedan off 6-year-old girl.

Quadruplets get four invites to attend Yale.

Will Ferrell photobombs happy couple’s NYT wedding announcement.

Better Know A Dead Person: Alaina Reed Hall, Sesame Street’s Olivia, dead at 63.

Brunch List: Top 100 Contributors To Senator Joe Lieberman’s Campaign Committee, 2005 - 2010.

[photo via.]

Crank up the Texan jokes!

And people should actually read about the contributors to Lieberman’s campaign.

R.I.P. Brittany Murphy. She was 32.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:14:03 -0800

R.I.P. Brittany Murphy.

She was 32.

The word 'sequoia' has all of the vowels (a, e, i, o, and u) in it.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:38:12 -0800

"It is not certain that everything is uncertain."

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:10:38 -0800

“It is not certain that everything is uncertain.”

- Blaise Pascal

vegetarianzombie: space-cadet-tammy: vegetarianzombie: oh. om...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:17:33 -0800

vegetarianzombie:

space-cadet-tammy:

vegetarianzombie:

oh.

omg we have to hunt down all of the people in that group and punch them in the nuts

Theres only like seven people.

Getting on Facebook and making fun of people that are intelligent enough to want to read means you have no life.

Photo

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:40:30 -0800

FUCK, I HATE THOSE GAP COMMERCIALS.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:32:19 -0800

I don’t understand the Gremlin hate. I love the shape of...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:36:00 -0800

I don’t understand the Gremlin hate.

I love the shape of them :)

classics: quizzical-frisson: ithreatenedtostapleher: onthewing...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:05:19 -0800

classics:

quizzical-frisson:

ithreatenedtostapleher:

onthewing:

holdlovestrong:greatestfallofalltime:hello-therelove:sxebill:denisegen:xinftw: (via -xd)

This cannot be true. Is this really true?

No.

rebeccaisacliche: barbra striesand love her.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:02:12 -0800

rebeccaisacliche:

barbra striesand

love her.

It's hard to explain situations of tinnitus to someone that doesn't have it.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:01:34 -0800

I remember trying to explain to my mother (when I was younger) “the sound when you hear nothing”.

In retrospect, that sounds idiotic. But the idea is still the same.

New Yorkers Predictably Pissed Off About Being Labeled Unhappy

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:48:00 -0800

New Yorkers Predictably Pissed Off About Being Labeled Unhappy:

inothernews:

I’m sure that no one was happier at the CDC about this report than the former New Yorker in charge of it.

siddman:

New Yorkers are the unhappiest people in the entire country, a report from the Centers for Disease Control recently revealed, and upon hearing the news, CBS went out and asked a bunch of New Yorkers how they felt about it. And you can imagine how they felt about it. They were pissed.

“Why would we be unhappy? What’s the unhappy part?” wondered James Pine of the Upper East Side.

“Where else would I want to live?” another asked.

We have to admit they have a point. First of all, WTF, Centers for Disease Control? Is a report like this even your job?

Maybe you should look into preventing, like, the next swine flu or something, instead of spending your resources getting all up in people’s business and, like, making judgments about how some people have chosen to live in tiny ridiculously expensive apartments and to spend their days surrounded by a bunch of fellow strivers with delusions of grandeur, working and competing and worrying, all to have access to, what, good imported cheese and see bands, when they could have just settled down in a nice suburban McMansion and married an electrician or gotten a normal nine-to-five job, one that doesn’t mess with their psyche or like define them as a person, and spent their evenings not thinking about work but maybe playing Scrabble, perhaps with six to eight affordable suburban children? And CBS: What the hell kind of question is this, anyway? During the holidays, no less. DO WE NOT LOOK HAPPY TO YOU? BECAUSE WE ARE VERY FUCKING HAPPY. That’s why we are drinking this entire bottle of promotional Champagne right now. BECAUSE WE ARE FEELING JOYFUL. Now get the hell away from us before we break this bottle over your head.

New Yorkers Object To Study Labeling Them Unhappy [CBS via Gothamist]
Read more: New Yorkers Predictably Pissed Off About Being Labeled Unhappy — Daily Intel

TBH, New Yorkers are more aggressive than people from other places.

I’m not a New Yorker, though. I’m just judging and take this with a grain of salt.

I could so eat these right now… Om nom nom.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:29:24 -0800

I could so eat these right now… Om nom nom.

I'm doubting my future so much, right now...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:01:26 -0800

I just stubbed my toe trying to do 'the right thing'.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:21:27 -0800

Lesson learned: never do the right thing.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, California haters :)

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:43:12 -0800

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, California haters :)

Bitch. Boo. Bye.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:05:56 -0800

Eric Prydz - Pjanoo Because obviously some people don’t...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:57:06 -0800

Eric Prydz - Pjanoo

Because obviously some people don’t know about Eric Prydz.

scarlettohara: evilcomma: Lmfao this site. Someone sign up for...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:37:19 -0800

scarlettohara:

evilcomma:

Lmfao this site. Someone sign up for it. Please.

(via Amish-Online-Dating)

I like that you can be an “Amish Gentleman” seeking an “Amish Gentleman”. Those open-minded Amish!

But seriously, is this real life?

It can’t be real life. An Amish person wouldn’t use a computer.