naut stands for 'psychonaut'

i've been vegetarian for three years

wat

Doesn’t seem like three years to me.

The dumbing down of America continues.

jgh:

My mother is watching Say Yes to the Dress, which makes me want to commit ritual seppuku because the wedding industry is stupid and the spending 7k on a dress makes me want to hide out with Karl Marx.

But anyway.

TLC just ran a chyron saying “Your watching Say Yes to the Dress.” ‘Your’?

YOUR????!

Your what?

YOU’RE. It’s YOU’RE.

CHRIST.

That’s just pathetic.

Your/You’re was never a problem in elementary school to people it was always there/their/they’re.

Although I still don’t understand how people can fuck either up.

Thomas Jefferson thought the concept of Thanksgiving was "the most ridiculous idea I’ve ever heard."

ohyeahfacts:

Fuck you Jefferson. Fuck you.

(source)

He was right.

someone please explain to me why my mom is more keen on watching new moon than me. =_=

(via a-bomb-tan)

Perhaps she’s for Team Jacob. haha